Really Lazy Reporting, Part 4

I’m sorry I’ll stop doing this soon. But I mean

[Gerrard’s] career as a manager is likely to be defined by the outcome of this season.

The whole article is about how he’s on the precipice of moving to a bigger club and this season, at the second largest club in Scotland is defining his managerial career? The odds on Gerrard managing in the Premier League are roughly -15000. Gerrard could take off his sweats mid-game, squat, take a shit on the sideline, and still be viewed as one of the hottest managers in English football.

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