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American Muscle or American Classic? Breaking Down the Fast X Trailer

It’s here. We’re back. When I say family, you say family. America’s favorite movie franchise dropped a modest, nearly-four minute trailer this week. You think the Super Bowl matters today? How about… How is Charlize Theron going to cover Michelle Rodriguez, Brie Larson, and Cardi B? Can John Cena and Helen Mirren get Jason MomoaContinue reading “American Muscle or American Classic? Breaking Down the Fast X Trailer”

Really Lazy Reporting: February 8, 2023

GD it. I love Bill Connelly. Bill – c’monnnn. What is the one American sport where you cannot win the offseason? In college football, we talk a lot about “winning the offseason.” Did you recruit well? Did your new starting quarterback look good in spring ball? Did you avoid any silly suspensions or attrition inContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting: February 8, 2023”

Really Lazy Reporting: February 7, 2023

I think the baseball department at ESPN is its best. I like Doolittle, Passan, and another guy who’s better than both that I can’t remember right now. I’m also a fool for rankings lists like these. But… c’mon. Use better throwaway sentences. Am I the only one who gets bothered by things like this –Continue reading “Really Lazy Reporting: February 7, 2023”

Really Lazy Reporting: January 26, 2023

Look, a lot of these can feel like a sucker punch. Throwaway sentences from authors who are probably on a deadline and may not have even watched the game. But – what’re you doing the job for if you don’t know what you’re talking about? It’s not for the pay. So, semi-apologies to a manContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting: January 26, 2023”