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Unqualified Opinion: 10/8

Zion will be, not out of the league, but largely useless for a contender by 2026 (age 26). He’s 280 now at 21; the weight will continue going up as he matures and injuries will sap his explosiveness until he can’t play

Really Lazy Reporting, Part 7

From Mark Ogden’s piece today on how the Big Six are faring in the Premier League thus far: Early-season form is promising, but Chelsea still look some way short of being able to match City and Liverpool in terms of depth and consistency over a long season. Both those clubs can overcome the loss ofContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting, Part 7”

One-Word Articles: October 4, 2021

This is a special edition One-Worder, because I actually thought the author was avoiding clickbait with the second clause of his title, below. Alas, his answer is not what I had expected. Stephen Holder, bless his heart, has seen the Colts offense take a step back from a year ago, when they were lead byContinue reading “One-Word Articles: October 4, 2021”

One Word Articles: September 30, 2021

Is Tom Brady vs. the Patriots the biggest game in Boston sports history? No

0% Club: John Henry

Everyone in the world is the best at something. For our team, that something is watching god-awful movies. We’re spotlighting the movies that don’t get the credit they deserve for their ineptitude; 25% maximum Rotten Tomatoes score. When you self-identify as a connoisseur of awful cinema, you begin to categorize the different classes of trainwrecks.Continue reading “0% Club: John Henry”

Really Lazy Reporting Part 2

Please, just please, don’t make grandiose one-off statements in your article. These problems have only grown worse with the coronavirus pandemic, as smaller businesses succumb to the economic damage, and changing patterns in teleworking and retail accelerate in ways that make Americans more reliant on technologies produced by a few firms. Shares in the BigContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting Part 2”