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Unqualified Opinions, 10/14

Where I get, in digital ink, the hot takes my friends are begging me to stop saying because they’re 5 years away The MLS will be a better and deeper league than Ligue 1 by 2021. Ligue 1 clubs are notoriously cash-strapped. If you subscribe to the thought that the MLS will one day beContinue reading “Unqualified Opinions, 10/14”

Unqualified Opinion: 10/8

Zion will be, not out of the league, but largely useless for a contender by 2026 (age 26). He’s 280 now at 21; the weight will continue going up as he matures and injuries will sap his explosiveness until he can’t play

Really Lazy Reporting, Part 7

From Mark Ogden’s piece today on how the Big Six are faring in the Premier League thus far: Early-season form is promising, but Chelsea still look some way short of being able to match City and Liverpool in terms of depth and consistency over a long season. Both those clubs can overcome the loss ofContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting, Part 7”

One-Word Articles: October 4, 2021

This is a special edition One-Worder, because I actually thought the author was avoiding clickbait with the second clause of his title, below. Alas, his answer is not what I had expected. Stephen Holder, bless his heart, has seen the Colts offense take a step back from a year ago, when they were lead byContinue reading “One-Word Articles: October 4, 2021”

One Word Articles: September 30, 2021

Is Tom Brady vs. the Patriots the biggest game in Boston sports history? No

0% Club: John Henry

Everyone in the world is the best at something. For our team, that something is watching god-awful movies. We’re spotlighting the movies that don’t get the credit they deserve for their ineptitude; 25% maximum Rotten Tomatoes score. When you self-identify as a connoisseur of awful cinema, you begin to categorize the different classes of trainwrecks.Continue reading “0% Club: John Henry”