First off, I’d like to send a hearty shout-out to First Take Forever. Not often do you have an article category named Really Lazy Reporting and get to see no one write in it for over a year. So – really strong stuff from FTT (and no, not that FTT. Free the fraudster). There’s aContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting: March 30, 2024”
Category Archives: Really Lazy Reporting
Really Lazy Reporting: February 8, 2023
GD it. I love Bill Connelly. Bill – c’monnnn. What is the one American sport where you cannot win the offseason? In college football, we talk a lot about “winning the offseason.” Did you recruit well? Did your new starting quarterback look good in spring ball? Did you avoid any silly suspensions or attrition inContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting: February 8, 2023”
Really Lazy Reporting: February 7, 2023
I think the baseball department at ESPN is its best. I like Doolittle, Passan, and another guy who’s better than both that I can’t remember right now. I’m also a fool for rankings lists like these. But… c’mon. Use better throwaway sentences. Am I the only one who gets bothered by things like this –Continue reading “Really Lazy Reporting: February 7, 2023”
Really Lazy Reporting: January 26, 2023
Look, a lot of these can feel like a sucker punch. Throwaway sentences from authors who are probably on a deadline and may not have even watched the game. But – what’re you doing the job for if you don’t know what you’re talking about? It’s not for the pay. So, semi-apologies to a manContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting: January 26, 2023”
Really Lazy Reporting: Ranking the fights at UFC 283
Ohhhh my god. Oh my god. Holy moly. This is REALLY BAD. Imagine your dad had never seen UFC before. No clue who anyone was. He’s heard of Conor McGregor, maybe, and thinks his whiskey must be bad (fair). Terrorists abduct him and give him 24 hours to watch as many fight highlights as heContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting: Ranking the fights at UFC 283”
Really Lazy Reporting Part 8
From the ESPN weekly NBA power rankings: The Cavs would love to have Jarrett Allen teach Evan Mobley some of his post moves. As wonderful as the start to Mobley’s career has been — along with the team’s surprising success that’s gone with it — the rookie center is shooting 47.4% from the field while Allen, in his sixthContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting Part 8”
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