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Really Lazy Reporting: Ranking the fights at UFC 283

Ohhhh my god. Oh my god. Holy moly. This is REALLY BAD. Imagine your dad had never seen UFC before. No clue who anyone was. He’s heard of Conor McGregor, maybe, and thinks his whiskey must be bad (fair). Terrorists abduct him and give him 24 hours to watch as many fight highlights as heContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting: Ranking the fights at UFC 283”

OSCARS 2023: NOMINEE PREDICTIONS, BETTING GUIDE, AND AWARDS RACE PREVIEW

The Golden Globes are done. There was the good (Jennifer Coolidge), the bad (The Bear was a comedy? Good lord), and the ugly (Costner over Odenkirk). Movie freaks around the globe can turn their focus to the real prize: March’s 95th Academy Awards Ceremony. The below is a guide to the six “major” races, aContinue reading “OSCARS 2023: NOMINEE PREDICTIONS, BETTING GUIDE, AND AWARDS RACE PREVIEW”

The Biggest Relegation Fight in History: 10 Recruits for Newcastle’s Push to Survive

It is not an exaggeration to label Newcastle’s relegation fight as the most significant such struggle in the  history of the Premier League. If you follow English football, you know that the Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia (“PIF”) bought a controlling stake in Newcastle United in October 2021. This comes after months of theContinue reading “The Biggest Relegation Fight in History: 10 Recruits for Newcastle’s Push to Survive”

Really Lazy Reporting Part 8

From the ESPN weekly NBA power rankings: The Cavs would love to have Jarrett Allen teach Evan Mobley some of his post moves. As wonderful as the start to Mobley’s career has been — along with the team’s surprising success that’s gone with it — the rookie center is shooting 47.4% from the field while Allen, in his sixthContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting Part 8”