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One-Word Articles: December 1, 2021

Will the return of Point Zion stabilize the inconsistent New Orleans Pelicans? No

One-Word Articles: November 22, 2021

Should the New York Giants give Saquon Barkley a big-money extension? It’s complicated No

One-Word Articles, Nov. 1, 2021

Is time running out for New York Giants GM Dave Gettleman? Yes

Unqualified Opinions: Facebook Edition

The namechange of Facebook to Meta is primarily to reroute the overwhelmingly negative connotations from existing Facebook C-Suite. Meta becomes parent company of Facebook, Instagram, Oculus, WhatsApp. Zuck gets to spend more time on Oculus, or really just less time defending Facebook. As it is (and without looking, I could be wrong) I imagine WhatsAppContinue reading “Unqualified Opinions: Facebook Edition”

Really Lazy Reporting, Part 8

From ESPN’s Bruce Schoenfeld: How Barcelona, Villarreal and other European clubs are competing with MLS for America’s top talent BRUUUUUCE. C’monnnnnn. Are we serious here? Did you not read my unqualified opinion from earlier today (10/14)? Lazy isn’t probably the right word for this article. There’s on-site reporting at an American academy for a EuropeanContinue reading “Really Lazy Reporting, Part 8”

Unqualified Opinions, 10/14

Where I get, in digital ink, the hot takes my friends are begging me to stop saying because they’re 5 years away The MLS will be a better and deeper league than Ligue 1 by 2021. Ligue 1 clubs are notoriously cash-strapped. If you subscribe to the thought that the MLS will one day beContinue reading “Unqualified Opinions, 10/14”